A breakthrough in renewable energy:

The "Founding Fathers" would be horrified to see the state of the nation today. No doubt, they are constantly rolling over in their graves. If we could just harness that energy... Each of them could drive a turbine, which would generate electricty. And since there is no end in sight of the stupidity, this could easily be a renewable, sustainable resource. Not perpetual motion, but surely the next best thing! Praise The Lord!